Hey there, sorry to drag you into the bathroom here but it’s so loud out there in the bar I wanted to be able to talk to you. So, my husband is being an ass and won’t get the boob job that I want so I was thinking maybe I could be all yours tonight if you’re willing to help me out? Oh yes, you can do whatever you want with me. I’m all yours tonight. Sound good? Then let’s head back to my place and have some fun!