Here at Stepsister Stella's College For Wayward Boys we deal with a lot of troubled young men. And when I walked in on one of my students masturbating I knew I had to intervene. He is a lovely young man who simply got lost on his path to God. Luckily I was there to help nudge him back in the right direction. I mean, I should have reported him for his sins but sometimes I think a nun's job really needs to go above and beyond rules and policies.