After coming home from a weird date with a creepy guy, your roommate Lita is feeling a little strange. She shows you that the man left marks on her neck after a makeout session gone rough, and she describes some peculiar traits. Swearing off online dating, she suddenly gets a headache. When you look into her eyes again, you notice they are red. Confused, she gets a pain in her gums and when she winces back, you both discover suddenly she has fangs. Unsure what is going on, she asks you to take her to the hospital. But almost immediately, she feels overwhelmed by the smell of the trash – is that garlic?? By the time you both realize what is happening it is too late. She has been transformed into a dangerous vampire, and decides to suck your life essence. After draining a little bit of you, she decides to keep you around and syre you to be her partner in immortal crime.