Not your normal type of porno! But then I'm not your normal kind of girl. Okay, so after a large latte got spilt on the sofa I needed to wash the cushion! But it wouldn't fit in the washing machine, so I stuck it in the bath. Where it was not only too big to fit, it also became impossibly heavy to lift and swish about. So I grabbed the bathroom stool, put it on top of the cushion, sat on it and started rocking it from side to side to squish it about.It was like being in a fucking sauna though! So naturally I had to get naked. And being naked? Naturally lends itself to video making, right? Right! So I went and grabbed my phone and this is the result.